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Facebook ► http://www.facebook.com/michaelsmithtvTwitter ► http://www.twitter.com/michaelsmithtvInstagram ► http://instagram.com/mikesmithtvWebsite ► http://www.mikesmithfitness.comWebsite #2 ► http://www.NeverQuitPerformance.comJust another Day in the G Y M Just another damn day in the G Y M You're looking frail, Legs a little too thin, Let the awkward gym moment anthem begin!!! I'm headed to the gym; I wanna get my swole on, Can't help... but to notice all these fitness moronsEvery which way every single day, I notice THE STRANGEST SHIT, speechless, don't know what to say. Today the first THING I saw when I walked in, Was some high school kids, I swear there always talking, About each other's biceps, about each other's nice pecs, Looks like any minute now, they'll be half naked having sex, Always lifting their shirts in the mirror, showing off their abs,While I'm in the background, trying hard not to laugh, Those aren't ya ABS, those are Ribs, you dumb ass, But if you don't know the difference, who the fuck really cares. Let me head up the stairs and warm up, Listen to this girl ask her friend, hey...How'd you get a nice butt?I wanna look hot tonight when we go to the club, Let's GO do hours of crunches to get rid of our chub, And this is just some of the shit I'm talking about, When I try to hit the gym, Get in and out, But I can never forget, all the shit I've seen, Half repping motherfuckers, benching 315 This is just some of the shit I'm talking about, When I try to hit the gym, Get in and out, But I can never forget, all the shit I've seen, Old men's balls, locker room, I just wanted to pee. I've seen zumba, yoga, Pilates and spin classes, I've seen anorexics, meatheads, noobs, and fat asses, Imaginary Lat Syndrome Kids, who think their massive, Teenage girls on the glute machine, wearing makeup and glasses, I can't wait to catch the bastards, Who leave the toilets filled with anus disasters!Leaving the bathroom smelling gaseous. And what's up with guys interrupting me mid set, Hey Mike, Last night I had some really great sex, I don't give a fuck! Shut the hell up, I'm tryna train, Whys the gym always filled with guys who are socially strange Then I look to my right, this dudes horsing around, He's doing pushups, but it looks like he's humping the ground, To my left, two guys tryna impress this chick with their calves,But they don't know that she's only 15 and a half, So I ask myself, what the hell could be next?As I see this girl fall off the treadmill, tryna text. And this is just some of the shit I'm talking about, When I try to hit the gym, Get in and out, But I can never forget, all the shit I've seen, Half repping motherfuckers, Squatting 315 This is just some of the shit I'm talking about, When I try to hit the gym, Get in and out, But I can never forget, all the shit I've seen, Huge Shit, Toilet bowl, it's a gruesome scene. Just another day in the G Y M,Just another another, in the GYMJust another day in the G Y M,Just another another, in the GYMDumbells , Pilates, and Yoggaaa, People leaving their weights all overDumbbells , Pilates, and Yoggaaa, People leaving their weights all overWhat the fuck is this gym called half rep city?Dudes get distracted Like they aint never seen a titty,This vanilla protein tastes Shitty, And I'm pissed off; Cause..forgot to bring my pre-workout with me, Man I'm just tryna do deadlifts in the corner, Nothing but my chalk, foam roller, headphones, and my water...Until I'm interrupted for a noise complaint, This old lady said it was loud and I was making the ground shake, I bought that old bitch a shake weight and some pound cake, She was satisfied for hours, like Ohh that sounds great.Oh yeah that sounds fake, Like When I heard about, KAI Greene Fucking a grape fruit just to make bank,So your bodybuilding idol is a little fruity, But Girls keep wearing those yoga pants to show off that booty, While I might think you're a cutie, I'm still stuck in the bathroomTrying to flush someone else's fucking doodyAnd this is just some of the shit I'm talking about, When I try to hit the gym, Get in and out, But I can never forget, all the shit I've seen, Half reppin motherfuckers, on juice at 16,This is just some of the shit I'm talking about, When I try to hit the gym, Get in and out, But I can never forget, all the shit I've seen, Assault with a dumbbell, now it's a murder Scene. No seriously this all happened.....You can't make this shit up.